"you’ll understand when you’re older"
i am older and i understand absolutely nothing
i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters
how to get a boyfriend
put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.
imagine setting this loose in the middle of a big auditorium while some important speech is going on
Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives
That is a serious burn for a LOT of movies. I’m not sure we have enough burn cream for this.
I HATE THIS SO MUCH
Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders
LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE