why do they sell these
to commit a murder most fowl
Sometimes I just feel inexplicably guilty for all the plants I’ve neglected to death.
this made me giggle.
23 DEEP ASS questions.
One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified
so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions
and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD
Night Fury Attack
The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself ….
i just died from all the cuteness